Humorous Creative Writing- "There goes my job" words: 1015

Hi. My name is Matt Timidus. I have been working at the scam store Toys r us for 3 years so far, yet I never had this kind of catastrophe since my cuss danced in bikini in a pole for compensable the rent. It was horrible, horrible I recognise you; I still cant dispense it happened some days ago, however I can guess it as if it was yesterday... It was like some(prenominal) other day in the goldbrick store. The Barbies were in alphabetic order from Alpinist Barbie version 2 to Zelene, Barbies special friend, the video-games were in their spot, the action figures were in their boxes and to the highest degree important, my favourite lava-lamp, the beautiful lemon-green hopeful lava-lamp was glowing as infrangible as usual, oh, it was always a joy to watch when someones bored. Everything was perfect, until they came... * swish swoosh* the automatic doors do their sound as they opened, their unspoilt bodies were hiding behind the phantasma the sun covered them with, a elephantine man, walking slowly, with a witch, right by her side, place a little brownie with her right hand. I had no idea what I was dismission to fight against.

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